Dave and Gemma are throwing a housewarming party, but Calvin says he'd rather attend his monthly darts night at the local bar. The party attendance turns out to be disappointing, so Dave asks for Malcolm's and Marty's help to get the neighborhood more interested.
- Cedric the Entertainer as Calvin Butler
- Max Greenfield as Dave Johnson
- Tichina Arnold as Tina Butler
- Sheaun McKinney as Malcolm Butler
- Marcel Spears as Marty Butler
- Hank Greenspan as Grover Johnson
- Beth Behrs as Gemma Johnson
- Gary Anthony Williams a Ernie
- Malik S. as Trey (credited as Malik S.)
- Sloan Robinson as Old Miss Kim
- Danny Brown as Lisa
- Denny Love as Young Man (credited as Denzel Love)
- Staci Lynn Fletcher as Lil Hatchet
- "CP" time stands for colored peoples time. This is said by Tina to Gemma, in relation to the stereotype that black people cannot be on time. However, when Gemma tells Dave she mistakenly thinks it may stand for "Cool People" time.
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